Tuesday, August 4, 2015

AAPL Melting Down??!?!?!!?

AAPL is one of the darling stocks in the American market. This company can do no wrong. They're gonna sell a bazillion of those watch thingies and it will be awesome, right?

WRONG

Who seriously thought the AppleWatch was a good idea? Who? THAT'S Timmy C's big innovative new creation? The thing everyone and their mother speculated Apple was gonna make next, so he said, "Alright, what the hell, y'know?"

And who thought they would actually sell a lot of them? It's an overpriced gimmick! Google Glass, anyone? Fucking dumb!

So investors basically gave AAPL the ol' fuck you and it's selling off. Why? Oh, China is bad! Bitch, Chinese GDP per capita is like $5000. A new iPhone 6 is like a tenth of that. 10%. Fuck China, IT'S NOT A DEVELOPED MARKET. HOLY FUCK. Oh, they didn't sell that many watches! NO FUCKING KIDDING. 

Rant over. But seriously, AAPL's sell off is really fucking dumb. However, it has goosed vol, which means I'm about ready to start selling premium. I hate that word too. Fuck premium. 

Maybe tomorrow, I don't know. It's on the radar.

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